P.S. Remember insurance scams hurt us all. We all know the temptations — a few extra ISK, a stray alliance or two lulled into a false sense of security — but is a false claim really worth it? If you have an old space ship, do the right thing — leave it to the professional salvagers. They’ll take it off your hands for you, and you won’t have to worry.

Dear Sir,

In regards to your claim of absolute loss, we regret to inform that you seem not to have purchased a vacuum rider. As you know, our policies cover loss of starship under most circumstances, but exposure to vacuum s covered only if you purchase a separate rider, as clearly stated in Section 23.xxiv.16d. You will appreciate it that spaceship accidents in which exposure to vacuum occurs represent significant expenses, and our company could not afford to serve our clients as well as it does without requiring an extra rider to cover those costs. Your policy does, of course, cover all space-based accidents in which vacuum is not a factor. Feel free to call if you have any questions or wish to review your insurance coverage.